WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Paul McCartney is 6

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Paul McCartney is 6

World Exclusive.!!!

Today we can reveal according to Britain’s top scientists Paul McCartney is only 6 years old.

This astonishing revelation comes after years of us knowing our Macca as one the last remaining Beatles and after many many years success this latest report states he hasn’t even seen his seventh birthday yet.

It is believed he has had previous versions of himself now crushed and divorced of, and he is said to finally be happy using his real body and genetics. His next step is junior school, high school and maybe even onto L.I.P.A. to round up his music business modules.

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